what betches actually love.
In less than a month I will be graduating from USC and I can say with complete honesty that this University has given me the best experiences of my life. The number of… Read More
Category Archive: absolute cynicism
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confabulation season.
Confabulation is a term used in psychology to describe a lapse or mistake in an individual’s memory. These little “slips” allow us to tell complete lies while simultaneously remaining under the impression that… Read More
The 10 people you’ll meet in class.
The Soccer Mom She comes to class 3 minutes early decked from head to toe in workout clothes that she has never worked out in and Nike running shoes that match her… Read More
What to do if men aren’t attracted to you.
A couple of weeks ago I heard something on television that made me really sad for about 3 minutes. I was just eating some gluten free rice crackers, watching Millionaire Matchmaker when all… Read More
I did NOT tell you to try cocaine.
Working for internet based start-ups has taught me two things: 1) The definition of “work” is loose and may involve playing a lot of ping pong. 2) Google knows everything about me. And… Read More
University of Spoiled Children, thanks “Undergrads.”
Hello Trojan Nation. So I’m sitting in 4-hour night class casually switching between checking Tumblr and checking Facebook every 10 seconds. That’s what I get to do because I go to the University… Read More
backhanded texting.
“Maybe.” 60% of the time this is the female way of saying “probably not.” 20% of the time we actually mean, “I might consider it if you get enough of my friends on… Read More
5 people you’ll meet in the L.A. bar scene
I wrote a post called “The 5 People You meet at the 9-0” and was all set to publish it right after I published Red Flags. Then the week that I wanted to… Read More
Resort Leavey.
Well, once again hell week is upon us (me?). This semester I’ve decided to be more positive about the whole thing in an attempt to try and reflect my recent conversion to optimism. … Read More
10 (more) things I’ve learned in college.
In addition to …. 11. Always check and double check the recipient of your text messages before pressing the send button. Sometimes you should triple check. 12. Sangria has alcohol in it and shouldn’t… Read More
